Noah Cyrus has recently gone through a breakup with Lil Xan.
Now, she’s including something in her merchandise because of her sadness.
The tears are being sold on the Pizzaslime website, and this is the caption for the tears, which are only available for 48 hours.
This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness
Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f*cking weird if you drank someone else’s tears
You can only buy 10 bottles at once.
On the website she’s also selling hoodies that say “sry i’m trash”, “NOAH CYRUS SUCKS.” and Sweatpants with the word “SADNESS” written down the leg.